Wednesday, February 29, 2012

GODLESS WEDNESDAY: All Dead Mormons Are Gay

Ha-ha! I have to admit then when I saw this headline at Joe.My.God's website I had to giggle. In a clever parody of the controversial Mormon practice of baptizing the "souls" of dead people, some clever wag has decided to create a website where dead Mormons can be declared gay.
Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved. 
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo. 
Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome! 
*Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion.
If it is not wrong to baptize someone into a faith they did not believe in when they were alive after they are dead, how can it be wrong to declare someone dead to be gay?

Of course, my position is that once you're dead, you're dead. You no longer have a sexual orientation or a religion!

And that's today's Godless Wednesday, folks!

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