Books That Bush Can Read

Hat tip to boing boing, comes word of the existence of re-written (Adult literacy pioneer Mary Godolphin, 1723-1764) classic works of fiction like Robinson Crusoe and The Swiss Family Robinson with only words containing one syllable!

I was born at York on the first of March in the sixth year of the reign of King Charles the First. From the time when I was quite a young child, I had felt a great wish to spend my life at sea, and as I grew, so did this taste grow more and more strong; till at last I broke loose from my school and home, and found my way on foot to Hull, where I soon got a place on board a ship.
When we had set sail but a few days, a squall of wind came on, and on the fifth night we sprang a leak. All hands were sent to the pumps, but we felt the ship groan in all her planks, and her beams quake from stem to stern; so that it was soon quite clear there was no hope for her, and that all we could do was to save our lives.

Holy Thesaurus, Batman!