Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction. If E. Lynn Harris had written a book about handsome, gay, black twins who worked as porn stars and rooftop burglars it would be dismissed as unrealistic drivel. Oh wait, his work already is. (Miaow!)From the Philadelphia Daily News and other reputable news sources comes the story that 25-year-old identical twin brothers Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney (pictured to the left) have been arrested as suspects in a rash of burglaries which occurred in a Philadelphia neighborhood.
According to the report on Philly.com:
The 25-year-old Goffney twins, both of New Jersey, were arrested Feb. 19. They were charged with breaking into Moon's Beauty Shop at 9th and Washington streets in South Philadelphia and the adjoining Wings and More, using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments.Frankly, I will not be surprised if the story turns out to be a hoax. Black Gay Twin Porn Star Burglars? Breaking AND Entering? The possibilities for pardoy are endless.
A Rite Aid at Front Street and Snyder Avenue was burglarized in a similar fashion the previous day. On Feb. 8, Taleon Goffney is alleged to have committed similar burglaries at Wawas in Nether Providence and Wallingford, Delaware County, according to police.
Chief Richard Slifer of Nether Providence said cash, cigarettes and condoms had been among the items taken.
The twins are the focus of a tristate Rooftop Burglary Task force, led by New Jersey investigators, the state where many of the 40-some rooftop burglaries have been committed over the last 18 months.
The Goffney twins are also the focus of numerous hardcore Internet gay-porn videos - some of which they star in together under the stage names Keyon and Teyon, according to several Internet sites that write about modeling and gay culture.
In "Marc and the Twins," which was distributed only online, the Goffneys are hanging out on the Las Vegas strip when they offer to audition for "Marc," a chiseled black porn star who happens to pass by.
The three take the "audition" to a seedy hotel room. Although "Marc" is the focus of the encounter, the twins can be seen rubbing each other's chests and getting cozy.
"Marc and the Twins" seems to be the most popular of the online porn films that star Taleon and Keyontyli. Their co-star in the film, Marc Williams, is a fairly big name in gay porn, according to Erik Schut, editorial director of Philadelphia-based TLA Entertainment Group.
Never heard of them, but, then again, not into porn on any level, but, they should get a fair trial without this as part of it, although, I'm sure it will be used, and, they should have their Mother there, and she should be put on the stand for giving them those names! Condoms were stolen as well, well, at least they have enough sense to practice safer sex, even if they don't know stealing is wrong!
ReplyDeleteI,too, thought it was interesting that condoms were one of the things that was stolen given the fact that free condoms are distributed by many cities (and I would guess Philly does also).
ReplyDeleteWow. I know both of them. Sad to see Black Gay men make irreversible mistakes.
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