QUEER QUOTE: Obama: "Are You Gay?" Dude At Counter: "Only When I Have Sex." Fist Bump!

President Barack Obama was in Austin Texas last week when he went into the famous Franklin Barbecue for lunch and walked up to the counter. Then this happened:

As the president approached, [Daniel Rugg] Webb threw his hand down and slapped the counter dramatically. "Equal rights for gay people!""Are you gay?" the president asked."Only when I have sex.""That's when he laughed and said, 'Bump me,'" Webb says.

That's pretty cool. But what is not cool is that Webb could be fired for being openly gay at work in more than half the states in the Union, including Texas.

Hat/tip to Huffington Post