"All-One": Dr. Bronner Rules The World One Bathroom At A Time

It is probably the best soap in the world. Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap is a ubiquitous feature of homes everywhere. Sadly, the creator of this useful elixir is certifiably insane:

Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Who else but God gave man Love that can spark mere dust to life! Poetry, uniting All-One! All brave! All life! Who else but God! "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!"
Einstein, 1939, after Nazis & Commies united, proposed spacebombs that destroy all, unless we finally teach the Moral ABC's the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all in All-One-God-Faith. As teach astronomers Abraham - Israel - Moses - Buddha - Hillel - Jesus - Spinoza - Paine - Sagan & Mohammed, inspired every 76 years, 6000 years by the Messenger of God's Law, the sign of the Messiah, Halley's Comet: "WE'RE ALL ONE OR NONE!" "THERE IS NO GOD BUT GOD!" "TEACH LOVE THY ENEMY!" "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" Israel-Moses-Buddha-Jesus-Mohammed: ONE! ALL ONE

The above text was transcribed by someone at Wikipedia from an actual Dr. Bronner soap label. Which flavor is your favorite? It's significant that another one of my favorite things, Trader Joe's, has been selling the liquid Peppermint castile soap in large quantities for several years now. I also like the Lavender, Almond and Tea Tree flavors.

I used to think that i was the only one who was a Dr. Bronner devotee but I see that the word has gotten around.