Saturday, March 03, 2012

Google Change Spreads Santorum Across The Web

Google apparently made some changes to its search algorithm which dropped the Dan Savage website spreadingsantorum.com from the first page of search results but instead raised the Urban Dictionary's definition of "santorum" which is even more explicit:
The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
Not exactly the first thing one wants people to see when they google your name. Forget about Santorum, I'm more interested in the definition of "romney" (to defecate in terror).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I agree that this pithy new definition is superior to the previous one, if only because it brings in the important third component of santorum -- that is, the male seed -- which the original diatribe somehow failed to mention. Sadly for him, the ex-senator from Pennsylvania will probably romney on the spot when he reads this informative factual update.

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