Closet Heterosexual Loses Bid To Replace Delay

Congressman David Dreier (R-CA), a closet heterosexual, has lost his all-but-announced title of Majority Leader to replace the recently indicted Tom "The Hammer" Delay. Dreier has been outed many times before. Early in the day it was all but certain Dreier would be announced but confirmed heterosexual Roy Blunt Jr. was eventually named to take over the bulk of Delay's duties.